The Afrikaans language, my mother tongue, is nothing if not creative in its descriptions – and sometimes far more so than English. Think, for example, of:
- trapsuutjies (literally “step quietly”) = a chameleon
- haelgeweer (literally “hail gun”) = shotgun
- vangwa (literally “catching van”) = a police van
- luislang (literally “lazy snake”) = a python
- spookasem (literally “ghost breath”) = candy floss
Another utterly descriptive Afrikaans word is the term soutpiel – a rather rude but hilariously descriptive term for English people who have strong links to both England and South Africa which originated back in the English colonial days when there was far more animosity between English and Afrikaans-speaking South Africans. To understand how apt the term (literally “salty p3nis”) is, picture some blokes standing with a foot on each continent, astride the ocean, and then imagine which bits of the male anatomy might be dangling in the water…! See how apt the term is?? Although originally used to describe only Brits living in South Africa, it is now used in teasing reference to South African expats living in the UK as well. And if I am honest then, despite my distinct lack of dangly bits, I am officially now a soutie with a foot firmly planted on each continent.
Expats are funny folk. In some ways they are the luckiest people, moving effortlessly between two countries, cultures, lifestyles and sometimes also languages. But on the other hand, they spend just enough time in their two chosen countries to miss the one when they are in the other. I see this in myself, and I believe I am not alone. A straw poll conducted by a fellow-blogger to find out what Brits living abroad miss most and will travel to speciality shops to buy revealed English teabags, baked beans, gravy granules, Jaffa Cakes, Marmite, Walkers Crisps, Branston Pickle, English mustard, horseradish sauce, gammon joints and bacon.
A year or so ago, the South African Hotels website interviewed five of London’s top specialist South African shops to find out what they sell the most of and based on this, constructed a list of South Africans expats’ most missed foods. Topping the list was (of course!) biltong, followed by droëwors, boerewors, Sparletta Creme Soda (a soft-drink), Simba Nik Naks (similar to Twiglets but cheese-flavoured), Mrs Balls Chutney, Peppermint Crisp chocolate, Ouma rusks, maize meal and Tennis Biscuits. The good news is that there are now quite a few butchers in the UK that make biltong, droëwors and boerewors; and for the rest of the list there are specialist South African shops in most UK cities (and even some smaller towns). But the real problem arises with the things that you can’t buy over here like Peck’s Anchovette and Melrose cheese spread, both of which found that their potential sales over here did not justify the expense of the EU hoops they’d have to jump through to import meat and cheese products. (If anybody has a recipe for either, please do send it!).
But of course there is also the problem of fresh produce. Avocados in this country simply do not achieve the quality that we take for granted in South Africa – they go from being inedibly rock hard on one day, to being black as a bruise the next with no intervening day of optimal creamy ripeness in between. Or gem squash, probably the vegetable most wistfully missed by South African expats the world over, which you can only find very erratically in Waitrose or vegetable box delivery schemes. The yellow cling peaches of my youth haunt my summer dreams and nobody can tell me why we don’t seem to export any to the UK.
But one craving that we can do something about is the pattypan squash. These adorable summer squashes may be either yellow or green and are shaped like a flattened sphere with scalloped edges (think edible flying saucer). In South Africa, you’d be hard pressed to find a supermarket produce section that does not contain a few trays of these but I am pretty sure I have never seen them in my local Tesco or Sainsbury’s in the 13 years we have lived here. I can’t imagine why as they are closely related to courgettes, and grow like weeds here in the UK – but for some reason they are not really sold here. And so the moment that Nick got his hands on his allotment in May, he made sure he got some pattypan seeds (from another South African allotment gardener, of course!) and planted two plants. Less than 6 weeks later, the plants have turned into a veritable pattypan factory, churning out fat, cheerfully yellow squashes week after week.
WHAT TO DO WITH PATTY PANS
Pattypan squashes, being summer squashes, have a tender skin and undeveloped seeds, so there is no reason to either peel them or de-seed them. They can be treated exactly the same as courgettes/zucchini and be used interchangeably in recipes. This means you can stuff them, roast them, barbecue them, stir-fry them or even eat them raw in salads. Recently I’ve been cubing them, tossing with chopped onions, olive oil, garlic and ras-el-hanout spice before oven-roasting them and stirring them into couscous. But my favourite dish so far has been this simple pasta dish. I used a combination of pattypan squash and courgettes, but you can easily use just pattypans (or just zucchini) – use fairly young squashes if you can as they have a lower water content, and don’t overcook.
You might also like these summer squash recipes from other bloggers:
- Kalyn julienned her zucchini and made “spaghetti” with sausage, basil & tomato sauce
- Margot sautéed her courgettes in balsamic vinegar
- Michelle made courgette and avocado soup
- Meeta made a tarte flambée with zucchini, fennel and goat’s cheese
- good quality tagliatelle or linguine pasta - enough for 2 people
- 2 pattypan squashes (about 8cm in diameter)
- 1 medium courgette (or use a third pattypan instead)
- pinch of chilli flakes
- 2 Tbsp extra virgin olive oil
- 1 clove of garlic, crushed
- 1 heaped Tbsp capers
- Parmesan shavings to serve
- A handful of fresh basil leaves, torn
- salt and freshly ground black pepper
- Rinse the squashes and using the sharpest knife you have, slice them lengthways into thin slices. (You could use a vegetable peeler or mandolin for this, but if the slices are too thin they tend to fall apart when you sautée them.)
- Bring a large pot of salted water to the boil and cook the pasta according to the package instructions while you make the sauce.
- Heat the chilli flakes in a dry frying pan until you can start to smell them, then add the oil.
- When the oil is hot, add the pattypan squash slices and cook for 3-4 minutes stirring constantly, then add the garlic and continue to cook until the slices are pliable but not disintegrating. (If the squash slices stick to the pan, add a spoon or two of pasta cooking water.) Remove from the heat and keep warm.
- Drain the pasta and return to the pot. Add the cooked squash, capers and basil leaves (retain a few for garnish) and stir through (you may want to add a spoon of olive oil too if the pasta strands are sticking to each other). Check for seasoning and add salt and pepper as needed.
- Make Parmesan shavings using a vegetable peeler. Plate the pasta and scatter Parmesan shavings and remaining torn basil leaves over it and serve hot.
Sarah says
Definitely a soutie over here. This made my mouth water! I love and miss patty pans 🙂
Krista says
I LOVE the meaning of soutpiel! What a hoot! 🙂 As an expat too, albeit from a different country, I share the longing for the foods of my childhood. 🙂 This bowl sounds nourishing and comforting and scrumptious.
Andrew says
Where you get that plate from!!!!
I need to sort out what to grow on my allotment (its been very haphazard this year) not sure squash is really me though…
Margot @ Coffee & Vanilla says
We call it patison in Poland 🙂
Fiona Maclean says
I use courgettes to make a kind of pasta dish for dieters – very effective. Yours looks beautiful as always – I will try adding some squash next time if I can find them (I wonder if they’d grow on the roof terrace)
Sam says
Ooh you lucky lady!! I have seen them from time to time in Tesco, but you’re lucky to have a supply “on tap” ! Great recipe, will give it a go with some courgettes.
Jonker - Firefly says
There really are some things that can only be described properly in Afrikaans and Afrikaans only.
Sally - My Custard Pie says
I miss custard tarts and fresh watercress. I also make sure that I eat a very fresh crab sandwich on brown bread while in Cornwall. There are lots of South African products in Dubai due to the expat community and I buy boerewors regularly. Impressed by your abundant allotment.
Solange says
I find that the more south we go, the more colourful the language is. In l’Ile de la Reunion, family benefit is called l’argent braguette / trouser zip money as for pattypan, I never knew what to do with it, this might have just opened a whole new world. thanks
Rosa says
I love such metaphorical languages. So colorful and living. The word “soutpiel” made me laugh hilariously!!!
A wonderful and refined pasta dish!
Cheers,
Rosa
Kit says
In that case I guess I’m one too, also without dangly bits! It really is time I learned some Afrikaans – there are so many great words to savour.
You missed an important item off that UK expat list – McVities chocolate digestives – even more than Jaffa cakes and chocolate hobnobs. And Scottish oatcakes, now I’m allowing myself to get all nostalgic and stuff.
I still haven’t acquired a taste for Melrose or Sparletta or even biltong.. but patty pan squash and perfectly ripe avos I can understand.
One fresh produce thing that we don’t seem to get here in SA is all the myriad variety of potatoes that the UK seems to offer these days. When I was back there in 2008 I was bewildered by the choice – I’d forgotten how to decide between them all. Here it’s just big potatoes or little potatoes. otherwise in the fresh produce department SA does do practically everything better!